The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.