The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.