The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!