The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.