The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do farmers do in Alabama? Pump kin
What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Why do vampires seem sick? They're always coffin.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn't fit! What a huge waist!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'