The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.