The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.