The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? With a cabbage patch.
What are they going to call the baby boom 10-12 months after all these people lock themselves in to hide from Covid-19? I don't know, but in 2033, they'll be quaranteens.
I saw 2 kids beating up a kid in an alleyway, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against 3 of us.