The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, £2.50." I thought “Why would anyone pay to see that?”
The butcher shouldn’t put the names of the cows on the packaging. I feel really bad eating good old Chuck.
Did you hear about the guy building an electric vehicle in a tree I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he succeeds
Which school subject was the witch's favorite? Spelling.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction. She packed up her bags and right.
Without geometry life is pointless.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.