The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.