The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.