The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'