The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."