The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
If you live in Florida, make sure to take a black and white photo of the hurricane this weekend. I'm not exactly sure why, but I've heard a lot of buzz about a picture of Dorian, grey. People seem pretty wilde about it.
I ate a green salad the last time I was on a plane It was my phyto-flight response
I'm a physicist and I went to a baseball game the other day....A foul ball got hit my way.... As the baseball came toward me, I was trying to work out how long it would take to reach me, based on its arc and velocity... And then it hit me.