The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
They fired the guy who invented the wheel... He was cutting too many corners.
Why did the baker throw a loaf in the trash? Because he didn't knead it
Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 81, your two hour rental period is up, please return to the dock. Boat rental intern to manager: uh, sir, we only have 60 boats.Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 18, do you require assistance?
A pig, a dog, and a sheep are sitting at a table. A plate of 20 biscuits are served. The pig grabs 19 and says to the dog: “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”
HELP!! Squirrels are chasing me! They think I’m nuts!
A tennis factory was recently established near my house. They’re making quite the racket
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Did you hear that farmers are getting rid of circular hay bales? Yeah, horses are sad that they’re not getting a square meal.
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was,"is it better to use 'had' or 'had had' in this example sentence?" The teacher collected the tests and looked over their answers.James, while John had had 'had',had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.