The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My neighbor got mad and said I've been driving her her husband to drink for the last six months.... What does she expect, I'm a cab driver.
Where do Cow Farts come from? The Dairy Air.
2 tips for a happily married life.... Keep quiet when your wife is talking. Don't talk when your wife is quiet.
What's a hyena's favorite cookie? Snickerdoodle
What piece on the playground is always exhausted? The tire swing.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? I really shouldn't be spreading it.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?