The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.