The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.