The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.