The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.