The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Can February March? No, but April May!
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.