The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
What did the rich pigeon call the poor pigeon? A pheasant.
It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally farted loudly. I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,"Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provalone
Colorblind uncle My colorblind uncle was feeling down so I gave him encouragement by saying “don’t worry the grass is always grayer on the other side”
A poem In days of oldWhen Knights were boldAnd toilet lights were dimYou'd hear a splash and then a shout'Oh no! He's fallen in'
What do vegan zombies eat? Grains
A young country girl (Mary) was walking down through the village with a large bull Mr Jones stops her and says : Young Mary, where are you taking that beast?Im taking him to farmer Giles so that the bull can mate with his cows. She repliedCan't your father do that? Asks mr JonesNo sir, says Mary, It must be the bull that does it.
My girlfriend fell off a fishing boat just off the coast of Maine and was devoured by a giant shellfish. You might say a New England clam chowed her.
As I passed by my son's bedroom, I heard him praying "God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany." "Son," I said "Why do you want Hamburg to be the capital of Germany?"He looked at me and replied "Because that's what I wrote in my geography test!"
I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
Want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it's too cheesy!
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? See if he's coffin.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!