The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why is an empty champagne bottle like an orphan? Because it has lost its pops
I'm a chick magnet The repelling type
Pinocchio had 2 pets. He had a cat named mittens and a dog named champ. He also had a wood pecker.
Almost all coins look the same This must be what we call a coincidence
What do you get when you cross the mailman with a Cougar? According to the Paternity Test: Me
What do folks in Kentucky do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it.
What does an African neck beard mosquito say? M’laria
Could I be a judge in a Jewish religious court? No, not in this Dayan age.
I couldn't remember what the brown rough stuff was on the outside layer of tree trunks... I asked my cat and she said, "Meow". No help.I asked my bird and he said, "Tweet". Useless.I asked my dog and they said "Rhytidome, you buffoon."
She Left Him A man's wife left him because he couldn't stop counting.She's not sure what he's up to now.(Credit to Brian & Ron Boychuck)
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
My kitten won top prize in a cute competition. Unfortunately, they messed up the award... Instead of making it in the shape of a kitty's face they made it into a kitty's behind!!It's a real cat-ass-trophy!
What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment?... An Ediot!
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa. It's a faux pa
My name is Robert, but my friends call me Al... Alcoholic