The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What religion are crows? Birddism.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.''
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!