The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.