The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If Liam Neeson played Aquaman "I've got a particular set of gills"
What kind of cells get drafted for war? Diploid
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!
What do you call a fish that performs surgery in freshwater? Lake sturgeon.
I asked my girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in She said cheque books.
A dog became a successful lawyer, but has a rivalry with an attorney. One day, the attorney won and the judge threw out the case. The dog said, "Don't worry, I brought it back to him."
What I if told you… That you read the top line wrong?
What do you call a Dent that looks better from a different angle? Harvey \*My first 100% original dad joke. I am proud of me\*
What do you call a place to buy bootleg horror movies? A Spookeasy
What did the oyster say to his girlfriend when she finally got him to open up? Aww shucks
My parents asked my why i was suddenly learning a foreign language? I told them, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition "
I started playing tennis recently. on the first day I had to tell my tennis partner "I can't grasp these balls" he asked why not. I said "I'm used to holding a shuttle cock"
Chinese takeout: $8. Tip :$2. Getting home and finding out that they forgot part of your order: riceless.
Why was it the Russians that made alcohol out of potatoes instead of the Irish? Because we'll make alcohol out of anything, except our potatoes. Our potatoes are sacred.
At the doctor investigating my stomach issues, I was asked if I had a family history of stomach issues I said “why yes, diarrhea runs in my genes.”