The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Angela Merkel arrives at the Passport Control at the Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris. "Nationality ? " asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is. A boy at the back puts up his hand and says "G". The teacher says, "Why is that Angus?"