The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call it when two potatoes hook-up Mashing
What position did Jesus play on his baseball team? Pitcher. He gave his sermon on the mound.
Why didn't they let the fungi into the party? There wasn't mush room.
What do frogs wear on their feet in summer? Open toad sandals!
What do you call a duck thats addicted? A quackhead.
My son has his BA and his MA-but his PA still supports him.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.
Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor? It was about a weak back.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '