The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it’s cold. Over ice. With a celery stalk. And vodka
Some lions just escaped a nature reserve in South Africa They were rejected from their group.They could maybe ask to be let in the group againBut their pride wouldn't let them.
What sound does a Venezuelan pigeon makes? Coup Coup Coup
The All Lives Matter crowd is extremely upset. To learn that All Votes Matter.
Math problem alarms They are so easy i can do them in my sleep.
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty. They’re my last reshorts.
Why is a broken drum, the best present you can give someone? Because you just cant beat it.I'm sorry
I love the feeling of getting a silver medal, especially after I've been beaten by a religious woman. It's second to nun.
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here.""Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!”
I have enough money to set me for life... If I die next Thursday.
I grew up in a rough neighborhood. As a Child, people would cover me in chocolate, cream, and then put a cherry on top. It's was tough in the Gateau
It takes a New Yorkers mentality to root for a football team named after something you dread getting every month. Go Bills!
Before our night out, my wife said that she didn't want me to get dressed up. No point arguing with her.So I slipped into my suit and tie while lying on the floor.
For Christmas, I asked Mariah Carey if I could get her a big open space to park her cars, but she declined She said “I don’t want a lot for Christmas”
My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning. It's just his daily poutine.