The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Can February March? No, but April May!'
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.