The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Can February March? No, but April May!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.