The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!