The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.