The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!