The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
A couple is arguing and breaking up And he says:- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
Turn around (Found my 18 year old diary. This is what I wrote in it) What do you get when you turn wolf around?Flow.What do you get when you turn star around?Rats.What do you get when you turn shit around?Dirty hands.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)
My mum used to feed me alphabet soup when I was a kid She insisted on me telling everyone that I loved it.I didn't really, she was just putting words in my mouth
My roommate went to Wuhan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. I hope.
LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back. She would never do a threesome with me. Is it possible now