The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear the local concrete plant was flooded last week? They're having a hard time moving inventory now.
I had a Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD for 4 minutes and 43 seconds After hearing this one track, I decided to give it away give it away give it away now.
I went to the park and began feeding the squirrels . I instinctively fed the smallest and skinniest before the others. The rangers kicked me out!Said I was Crittersizing
What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get? A tramp stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."
When trouble brews, why do members of the White House staff rush the president to the Oval Office? Because he can never be cornered there.
I just got scammed by an Irish cat, but I should have known.. It was your classic Leopard con
What do you call a bear caught in a rain shower. A drizzly bear!
What's worse than a box full of snakes? A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.
Which song would an exception sing? Can't catch me - Avicii
Which is the longest toilet in the world? Indian Railways
A chicken walks into a library, and says to the librarian: "Book, book, book" The librarian hands out three books to the chicken.On the way out the chicken runs into a frog and shows him the books and says: "Book, book, book"The frog replies: "Reddit, reddit, reddit"
To save money I made myself a pair of glasses out of 2 old ketchup bottles. In Heinz-sight I should have just bought a proper pair
A man gets a job at a computer store that sells food shaped computers. He was fired for trying to take a byte.
r/Jokes won't allow you to sort by new anymore... Since everything is made of 100% recycled content.
What do Australians say when they play chess? Check, mate!