The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My 7 yr old just made this one up: What do you say when a dinosaur farts? That was a blast from the past!
I went to the zoo and saw a loaf of rye in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why were Dracula's pancakes so terrible? He got turned into bat-ter.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'