The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.