The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Why are piggy banks so wise? They're filled with common cents.
BREAKING NEWS: A shipment of Viagra has just been stolen The police are still on the lookout for the hardened criminals
Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day... He loves his pot.
What do you call a Turkish man named Robert? Kebob.
Found a weird .exe file on your computer? Beware! Could be a set up.
I just found out the kool-aid man plays on a baseball team. He's the pitcher.
Wanna hear a joke about paper Never mind—it's tearable.
My friend and I saw a pair of clogs. They said, "I think those go on your feet."I said, "you would say that, wooden shoe."
Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? "What's up britches!" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? "Whassup my knickers?"
What do cows most like to read? Cattle-logs.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
Do mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.