The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.