The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction.I'm so sorry.
I really like going to the Old Spaghetti Factory, but.. I just wish they would make me a fresh plate.
What do you call an STD that loves makeup? Glamydia
Baking is a weird profession Loafing on the job can get you a raise.
To be on the safe side What did the Caseys name their third boy, whom they had just to keep them company in the rare event that their first two children died young?.......Justin Casey
I threw a boomerang 5 years ago Today, I live in constant fear.\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!
What is a New Zealander’s favorite book? 50 Shades of Graze
What does a vegetarian zombie say? Grains! Grains!
A dog walks into the unemployment office.. "I need a job." He said, in perfect English.Surprised, the clerk says "I'm sure the circus would be very interested in you. Shall I contact them?""If you like." Replied the dog. "But why would the circus need an architect?"
My wife just looked at me and pointed to a pea on her plate, she said I found it on the table behind my plate She said it was an esca-pea
A jumper I got for my birthday kept picking up static electricity. So I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one.Free of charge
How does a wheel work? Tirelessly.
I have read that symptoms of the Covid19 virus can include loss of smell and taste. Well I don't know about your sense of smell.... But judging by your hair and clothes I think you might've had this disease for quite some time.
I got fired from the sandpaper factory They said I was too abrasive
What's the biggest drawback to voting by mail? Postage from Russia will cost a fortune!