The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
We’re trying to come up with a plan to get my escaped helium balloon back. We’ve got some ideas. But it’s still up in the air.
I accidentally locked myself out of my bathroom. I'm pissed.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90°.
What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.
You have 3 months to spend 500 million dollars and get nothing in return, how do you do it? Run for president.
Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother."Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down.""Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him." Johnny then frowned."I was sitting on Daddy's lap"
A Mexican electrician accidentally touched a live wire. He suffered a Corona discharge.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives
If Britain leaves EU, how much space will be freed up? 1 GB
I pranked my friend by coloring their face 3 different shades of blue in their sleep. huehuehue.
Despite CDC guidelines, there's no reason to worry about people not covering their noses with their masks. They're mouth-breathers anyway.
What do you call a flying dinosaur that uses its hands to see? A tactiledactyl
I go to the doctor and he asks for a stool sample. I pull out a small chair from my bag. The doctor yells at me for wasting his time and kicks me out of his office. I go home still not knowing why I'm shitting furniture. My nightmare continues.
I just got a dog who likes to play soccer and roll on the ground I decided to call him "neybark"
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone? Bisaxual