The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!