The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”

A man walks into a library and asks if there’s any books about turtles... Librarian: hardback?Man: Yea with little heads

I saw a man shovelling horse poo off the road, into a bag So I stopped and asked him why.He told me he was taking it home, to put on his rhubarb.Fair enough, but I prefer custard

What do you call it when you’re shopping for new eyebrows? Browsing.

You know how people say if you damage one sense, the others get better? Well if that's true I hope my friend hurts his hearing.Because then he'll get a better taste in music.

what do you get if you cross a poodle with a pit bull? not much of a watchdog, but it’s a vicious gossip.

My date saw my bottom shelf tequila selection and made fun of me for being cheap and poor They were definitely cheap shots.

What does the ghetto snowman call his friends? His snowmies

A Native American, Pirate, and Frenchman walk into a bar. The bartender walks over and says, "Gentlemen, hau, arrrrrrr, oui, today?"