The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.