The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'

My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!

I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!

What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'

Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'