The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'