The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? With a cabbage patch.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
Have you heard the one about the letter with no postage? You wouldn't get it.
Given that Wendy has a crush on Peter Pan, I guess you can say.... She's Pansexual.
What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
Why are Pokemon considered manly in Peru? It all dates back to the time of Macho-Pikachu
I was applying for citizenship in Australia, and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal background". I replied, "No, is that still a requirement".
The house just voted to decriminalize marijuana and Oregon recently decriminalized hard drugs. It looks like drugs is winning the war on drugs.
what do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? a thesaurus
I'm going to the dentist to have a bad tooth removed today. Rip tooth.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
I didn’t really understand baseball in the past Just didn’t catch it back then