The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.