The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.